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Hello, chicks and freaks! Here we are again to present you our new funny t-shirt for novices in art of hard drinking – the Two Finger Method tee – which is especially useful for those who want to make a career as alcoholic, hobo, good-for-nothing etc.

Of course, it’s also an ideal t-shirt for young students who prefer noisy and funny parties to dull education. They have to know how to drink and in the meantime be in good shape because it’s essential if they want to love and be loved. Proper and sober people are so boring!

The point is that this t-shirt is not only a nice wear or a trendy stuff that turn you in an attractive and extraordinary person. First of all it’s a very useful instruction that can really help you in case of emergency … during a party for example.

Just imagine: You’re a 20 year old student avid for knowledge and sex. You want to become a very good specialist in your field and you have a permanent erection ‘cause you still didn’t find a girlfriend. Common thing! So it is logical that you spend 10% of your time in classes and library and 90% at parties where you drink with your friends. More alcohol you drink – steadier you feel. You dare, you amuse, you can approach any girl when you’re drunk and, if you’re lucky, make love with your chosen one for hours and hours.
But when you drink you must always remember about the line! If you cross it – no more success. You can fall asleep or even puke where and when you really shouldn’t do it. And that’s here that your t-shirt can help you and your friends. Just follow the instruction and do it yourself!

No more alcohol intoxications! No more shame during parties! Just find a WC or a quiet corner and put two fingers in the mouth! The problem is solved! You can go on drinking and seducing!

Just don’t forget to eat an apple after it! Best wishes from ASRAS!