2005, April 15th. Aaron Schnorbitz and his anarcho-syndicalist squad armed with squirt guns and fake grenades broke into a Walmart store near Fairfield, Ohio. After neutralizing the staff and crashing Coca-Cola display racks they took store manager hostage and made a claim, as follows: the US Secretary of State must be subjected to a facial bukakke! To underline the full seriousness of their intentions, they raised a black flag on the store roof and blew up a barrel of cod liver oil.The police was helpless.

Five hours later FBI derailed the intense negotiations by assaulting the building. Five rebels were arrested, including Aaron’s closest brothers in arms Bob «Jerk» Hooly and Janush "Smiley" Bzdenek. Aaron Schnorbitz managed to escape.

Fairfield daily, April 15th, 2005