Nano-vaseline for rush hours

Non-greasy vanishing vaseline. Very handy for quick motion through the crowd. Strip to the buff, slather your body and dive in the crowd! Speed and pleasure warranted!

Michael Stakhov , Moscow Russia

I eagerly wait for the next rush hours. It’s such a delight to be exposed to the malice of the lustful crowd when your absolutely naked, slippery and helpless.

I use it for all the Rock Fests. Terrific crowd-surfing, but you you’ve got to be careful with stage diving. It’s not easy to catch you when you’re as lively as a grig. Heavy metal rules!